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What's Old Pope up to? Has he dedicated the rest of his life to simple prayer or just lying around the shanty sucking down wine and watching racy Italian TV shows?

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Guy Fawkes?

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Marco?

(not the Rubio... the Polo)

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Their golf swings... duh.

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YES, this!!! because "veritable frothgasm of rightwing butthurt" times infinity.

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gonna have that in my head for the next 24 hours.

thx!

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Napoleon?

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There's a difference?

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Dontcha know it's gonna be...all right.

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GTAV

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The coming aggro prolapse?

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The Naked Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact, Part Deus.

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Vee haf vays uff making hugh get Healthcare!!!

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"Even today's wingnuts know Nazis and communists aren't the same thing."

You'd be surprised. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGBTqDu4WyQ">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Terry McAuliffe?

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It's like a Riemannian geometry: there are no parallels.

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