Conan O'Brien Now In Charge Of Singing Old People To Sleep
Morgan Stanley will raise $2.2 billion in a stock offering so that they can get out from under the government's odious TARP. [ AP ]
GM has reportedly sold its Hummer unit, but they won't say which shameful sucker bought it. [ New York Times ]
Don't get all excited about how our economy is improving; while we may have "hit bottom" we are still in the throes of an extended bout of dire suckiness not seen since the 30s. [ Washington Post ]
President Obama attempts to disagree with the Israelis without being disagreeable. [ New York Times ]
Millions of middle-aged Midwesterners tuned their teevees to Jay Leno'sTonight Showlast night and were grossly offended to see some Irishman with a bouffant making awkward jokes about whatever. [ ABC News ]
Looks like the Brazilian Air Force may have found the wreckage from that disappeared Air France flight. [ AFP ]