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Sorry, I have to shout for a second.

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH OBSESSED CONSERVATIVES AND THEIR BIZARRE FANTASIES ABOUT FEMALE SEXUAL ORGANS HAVING MAGICAL ABILITIES TO JUST YOUKNOW DO WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY FUCKING WANT??? WHAT IS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

I mean, enough already with the shutting down and the blocking enzymes and whatever.

Jesus Christ.

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Wait. This is Wonkette. You can't say assfuck?

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"If it wasn't for my horse, I would have never gone to college" - Lewis Black

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Every says it sooner or later.

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Taking the first step to its logical conclusion? You're overthinking this.

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Ignorance is a hell of a drug.

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"Land of 10,000 Flakes"

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I'm so embarrassed to be from Minnesota.

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The only enzyme active here is minnesotadaze.

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The expression "fucking stupidity" has a couple of meanings. This is the other one.

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I really don't get asshats like this guy. If I'm not interested in something, I don't even think about it. Much less spend all my waking hours trying to describe it.

I just lurve how these "straight" guys go into the lurid details of man-on-man love with sweaty, tent-pitching specificity.

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he's got a birdseye view

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With his head up his ass like that, I would have credited him with a close-up view.

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You need enzyme inhibitions... and this guy's got plenty of 'em.

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Geesuz -- this dude gives Michelle 'Crazy' Bachmann a run for her money.

What the hell is in the water up there?

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The good news is that marihuana fumes are known to kill those enzymes so all you need is some guy like Mike Fry blowing smoke up your ass and you'll be fine...

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