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Is heparin warfarin (coumadin)? Because, if so, yes, yes, yes.

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"Phlebitis? Rats bite us."

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Nevertheless, scones and clotted cream are <strike>bloody</strike> fucking good stuff.

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You can tell when a cat is senile? This is impressive.

Happy New Year, Z.

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Not necessarily. I've read some of Althouse's crap.

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wow this is exactly what happened to mr fuf almost a year ago. went to doctor with swollen leg and three hours later was strapped to a gurney and had to pee in a cup.

fortunately, he was cleared of all clot issues a couple months ago (after an uncomfortable cumadin summer...). hope years cleared up as nicely.

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Maybe just buttered scones then.

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They'll just think its liniment.

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Tell me more!

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Hillary has flown more than any other Secretary of State, and on long flights there are always warnings about DVT. So Repubs, what are your conclusions? Too much taxpayers' money being spent on travel? Barry should make more foreign trips?

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It didn't work with SK Smith, but only because she was already married. Otherwise that would've been my baby.

Well, there were a few other impediments as well, like the vasectomy, and the fact we never met, and that she told me to fuck myself.

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Richard Nixon, Dan Quayle, and Serena Williams...now Hillary? Will this bastard Barack Obama stop at nothing?!

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This reminds me of the time Reagan got a brain clot that caused amnesia, disorientation and aphasia. The Repubicans all adopted those behaviors and eventually made it part of their party platform.

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Ah, 13, miss you so....

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The real scandal is that she is sharing a room with Chavez in Havana General Hospital..

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Cancer of the prostate. It's one of the minor cancers. And they say everybody gets it eventually.

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