Condi Laughs Last
Drudge brings disturbing news:
We assume that the eyewitness, on the other hand, spent the entire play weeping uncontrollably, phoning in credit card donations to the Salvation Army and organizing sandbagging efforts. Seriously: You can't expect everyone to don hair shirts and roll around in broken glass just because thousands of their fellow Americans are suffering. Hell, a sing along would totally help get our minds off of it.
And, hey, at least it wasn't "The Miseducation of Jenna Bush." That would be embarrassing.
UPDATE: Appparently, she also bought some expensive shoes . Shame on her. Payless for you! Rummy gets the Eccos because he stands all day.