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willi0000000's avatar

i have relatives everywhere!

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willi0000000's avatar

it's time for some facial reconstruction . . . with really hard votes.

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willi0000000's avatar

the real fun for us olds is to do 55 in the left lane of a 65 mph zone . . . with the right blinker on . . . for miles and miles and miles.

[ yup . . . as soon as you try to pass on the right . . . here i come! ]

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Rick Hill's avatar

I like how he almost puts his gun down, looks at it and decides "Ok, don't need this now. Need a bandaid...."

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Rick Hill's avatar

It's about sending a message...that they're still lowlife, scumsucking trash.

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willi0000000's avatar

just make sure they are bulletproof black folk!

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KenRob's avatar

Hey, I live in the middle of the Pacific & we sure as hell don't want them. Send them to an ice flow in Somalia. =)

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

I wonder if we could get a law passed that makes it illegal to open carry or concealed carry if you are also carrying a flag that represents a nation (real or imagined) other than the US flag?

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

And we mean base in every sense of the word!

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Wonder no more. Ain't gonna happen. We can't even make it illegal to own a weapon after you've committed arson and shit repeatedly on the floor.

I wish we could but the NRA rules.

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bobbert's avatar

Do you have relatives in Cali?

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bobbert's avatar

Chief Justice Roberts (fhitn).

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bobbert's avatar

But, you know, they're still fucking assholes. Just like, e.g., some gangbangers and "hedge-fund managers".

I readily grant that economic and community circumstances have a strong influence on the personalities that people grow into. I even concede that the no-free-will folks have got some powerful arguments, including some tentative experimental evidence. I still reject the premise because (1) it's too fucking depressing, I don't want to be an ant; and (2) I know of instances where people* have been assholes, learned from the experience, and decided not to do that again.

So, I am sort of on Team Personal Responsibility. Does that make me a Republican?**

*"People" includes me.

** Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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bobbert's avatar

"A bunch of relatives trying to kill each other".

Or, Thanksgiving.

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

I think you are being too pessimistic about this. If we spin it to suggest that it will prevent traitors from carrying weapons while be traitorous it might have a shot. So to speak.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Florida, maybe?

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