We can only imagine, as a verified Southern, what it must feel like to be a really shitty, confederate flag-loving moron who can't even manage to finish rubbing his privates against the trailer park's communal sex goat before he hears yet another story about how the country's been taken over by the blacks, the Mexicans, the gays, or The Union.
Love it! Right after the church massacre in South Carolina, three assholes were riding around flying confederate flags from their truck in my neighborhood. Just like Mom said your face will freeze like that, my middle finger still hasn't gone back down.
I saw some dipshit driving his big-ass truck, decorated with US and traitor flags, around a parking lot up here on librul Long Island...and watched as he turned tail and left thanks to the combined weight of the disapproving stares of the shoppers, that ranged from stony to flinty.
"Ten men and five women, not a thumb between them, were charged with issuing terroristic threats and participating in gang activity."
FTFY.
Sorry, should we just refer to them as 'the real-life inspirations for Archie Bunker'?
Love it! Right after the church massacre in South Carolina, three assholes were riding around flying confederate flags from their truck in my neighborhood. Just like Mom said your face will freeze like that, my middle finger still hasn't gone back down.
And about eight teeth total.
It has been a good year for justice.
I refuse to dip my wick in weird.
If they're smart they'll plead guilty to this one. Which means this will go to trial.
Ben would shit himself if such a truck showed up at his garden party.
Mind if I get in on this?
I saw some dipshit driving his big-ass truck, decorated with US and traitor flags, around a parking lot up here on librul Long Island...and watched as he turned tail and left thanks to the combined weight of the disapproving stares of the shoppers, that ranged from stony to flinty.
What this country needs is a National Wipe Your Ass With the Flag of Southern Treason Day. Who's with me?
LOL... you owe me a new keyboard.
In our lifetime..... that wrecks me.
So many awesome comments today! I haz a happy. Wonkette needs a dating app!
This?
Sorry about that, chief.