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Ray in VT's avatar

You mean the librul Democrat Party that fought to keep them slaves, while the good conservativen northern Republicans fought for freedom?

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I'm also a white person and I agree with your original thought, which I read as "people who first and foremost think of themselves as 'white' and therefore privileged above the rest of humanity and entitled to be dipshits solely because they are white." People like that do all suck.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I'm going to be 56. I was born during the last days of the Eisenhower administration. Third birthday was on the day Kennedy was buried. Don't let either the election or the number get you down. You have bright things ahead of you and good memories behind - and this election will be over soon!

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malsperanza's avatar

Ugh, fuck this.

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richardgrabman's avatar

And Urbandale is about 100% white. The Sgt. may be talking about the under-served Bosnian community. Still, he's right that not acting as "Officer Friendly" makes them appear to be Officer Asshole... and maybe be Officer Asshole.

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John's avatar

I'm sure Fox News will be condemning all of the "whites" in the country any moment now...

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River CitySlicker's avatar

So, he's a radical Christian terrorist?

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OctopiRage's avatar

If only they were feds, then it'd be fine I guess.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

WHITEY BOLGER LIBELZ!!!111!1!!

('cept he would probably be keeping you gunned down...)

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goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

How can we combat these homegrown extremists if we are afraid to call them by their name?

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goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

I'm getting a little fedup with the body count caused by the lovers of that flag

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Donna Dallas's avatar

Nice. Two people are dead and you have posted this heartless comment.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Joker was drunk as a skunk. Didn't do himself any favors by recording that nonsense.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Do these bullies actually think they can intimidate Americans away from the polls with this shit?

FUCK THEM! GET OUT THERE AND VOTE FOR HILLARY!

How many chances in our lives do we get a chance to face our fears and risk something for the greater good?

FUCK THEM! GET OUT THERE AND VOTE FOR HILLARY!

I get it. These loudmouth racists and shit-for-brains fascists burn churches and shoot cops to create an atmosphere of fear and anxiety. They want us to be fearful and anxious. We must say...

FUCK THEM! I'M OUT HERE TO VOTE FOR HILLARY! DO YOUR WORST YOU DICKHEADS! I WILL NOT BEND MY KNEE TO YOUR INTIMIDATION AND I WILL NOT YIELD TO THE FEAR YOU SPREAD!

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Because when it's white folks it's a regular thing. When it has brown people involved it's the apocalypse.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

And freedom or not, you can't use your pocket copy of the constitution to protect yourself from getting beat the fuck up. Always keep that in mind when inciting a group of any people that may have reason to dislike your views.

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