For years and years, society ("the Wonkette blog") has suspected that Doctor Congressman Ron Paul was a prickly hobbit from the Shire, where the hobbits live in isolation and smoke the Forest Weede all day. If not this, then what? And so we thank Ron Paul senior campaign adviser aide person Doug Wead for finally fessing up: Dr. Paul is in fact a hobbit, and he *will* -- this is a campaign pledge, folks, bookmark it -- he *will* destroy the One Ring To Rule Them All in Mount Doom
I just have one thing to say *clears throat* NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!
HAN SHOT FIRST
I just have one thing to say *clears throat* NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!
nerd win thread!
tom wasn't in the movies.
peter jackson and fran walsh are wise that way.
(they are very good btw).
paultards may be LOTR nerds but this thread suggests we could give them a run for their money.
i just made a very similar comment 20 minutes after you.
still! lotr nerds way better than santorum trolls.
newt is totally an orc.
and not a fierce scary warrior orc - more like that little shrieking orc that gets ripped apart at the birth of the uruk hai.
Then goes to his second bathroom.