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My little brother?

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I suppose, in our new terrible age, the repercussions this reporter will face for his creative reporting/augmenting the truth (formerly known as lying) will be a spot on Dancing With The Stars?

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i would so volunteer to punch the fox people, only the only time i ever actually punched anyone it was on clark street in andersonville in like 2001 and it was a theatre brawl and by all reports i completely missed.

still! felt good!! small blond girl punching big guy who just slandered my bff.

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Needs a good bitch slap.

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We all knew it was a lie. Sadly, this new info won't matter. A lie will make its way around the world before the truth has its boots on.

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"Did you see that?! That bitch totally slammed her stomach into my elbow, repeatedly."

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Someone should warn Mike Tobin that if he sticks his finger into a running fan, the fan will most likely try to chop his finger off. Fans are mean that way.

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