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yourlizardoverlord's avatar

It was the fool, on the hill. with the big mouth. This game is easy.

BackDoorMan's avatar

I've already heard excuses that blame this "mistake" for poor eyesight on the part of Jeb (the print is small after all), and considering he has no foresight, and severely impaired hindsight, I'd say this is almost plausible.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... unless it was defective. Like the child that resulted from it.

BackDoorMan's avatar

Y'know, I never really understood that whole "afraid of clowns" phobia, but... I do now. This is one scary-looking (and decidedly evil-acting) clown... but his act ain't funny.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Mr. Resnic appears to have way too much time on his hands.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... and they laughed at me when I wore assorted mushrooms on my head.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... isn't that what the guy trying to re-invent the condom is trying to do?

willi0000000's avatar

two coats of Weatherbeater® over a good primer should last ten years.

yourlizardoverlord's avatar

This guy is not a lizard. He is a common teabagger. Some lizards eat these alive. At my habitat, a nice industrial military complex where I have this nice feathered nest, teabaggers get real quiet and slowly ease away. I am a union lizard.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Resnick's original motivation for developing his product had less to do with the birth rate and more to do with the death rate.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Most of the time she just sits quietly in her chair in the corner.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Not to mention a deficit of insight.

Lefty Mark's avatar

After a few beers or shots men will dip their peens in just about any hole that is available. Everybody knows that. It is a tool that is designed for frequent use.

Blender_415's avatar

Can we strap him into that little boat and make him take the ride through Disneyland's "It's a Small World" torture chamber... for about ten years?

Official Teabagger's avatar

A "confused" senator, with a beard. You are so fabulous, Senator Cotton!