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I wanted to up fist you but your # was just too perfect.

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I double that . That brainless train wreck billionaire bastard.

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the typeriter hs ben drinking

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Wait! Where is he? Oh noooooo!

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Right, she's pretty fucking crazy already.

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U maaaad. Hah, u maaad!

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Thankfully, I saved one last bullet for a case just like this.

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Ignore this...just a test post. I was trying to post something in the Bill Nye thread, but I can't.

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How odd. Is there something wrong with ID this morning or am I fucking things up?

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you can be a slut and tolkien nerd.

trust me.

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frankly, i think this wins my comment of the year.

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wow thanks for that.

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right. like the fucking baggers wouldn't haven't used the ring already.

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The Wall Street Journal Professional with Factiva?

What the hell is Factiva? Is it anything like Zestapeel or that Spring Fresh Smell?

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Yeah, yeah, but this is a step up in literary allusions from the constant Charlie Brown and Lucy and the football references.

As for me, I think the best work of fiction to reference here is "Everyone Poops." Hennngh?

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Gollum is not looking good even by Gollum's standards.

I bet these idiots never read Tolkien. Republicans and Orcs share much in common. Trolls not so much.

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