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102415's avatar

I wanted to up fist you but your # was just too perfect.

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102415's avatar

I double that . That brainless train wreck billionaire bastard.

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102415's avatar

the typeriter hs ben drinking

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102415's avatar

Wait! Where is he? Oh noooooo!

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102415's avatar

Right, she's pretty fucking crazy already.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

U maaaad. Hah, u maaad!

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Thankfully, I saved one last bullet for a case just like this.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ignore this...just a test post. I was trying to post something in the Bill Nye thread, but I can't.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

How odd. Is there something wrong with ID this morning or am I fucking things up?

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fuflans's avatar

you can be a slut and tolkien nerd.

trust me.

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fuflans's avatar

frankly, i think this wins my comment of the year.

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fuflans's avatar

wow thanks for that.

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fuflans's avatar

right. like the fucking baggers wouldn't haven't used the ring already.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The Wall Street Journal Professional with Factiva?

What the hell is Factiva? Is it anything like Zestapeel or that Spring Fresh Smell?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Yeah, yeah, but this is a step up in literary allusions from the constant Charlie Brown and Lucy and the football references.

As for me, I think the best work of fiction to reference here is "Everyone Poops." Hennngh?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Gollum is not looking good even by Gollum's standards.

I bet these idiots never read Tolkien. Republicans and Orcs share much in common. Trolls not so much.

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