People are always asking us, "how do I get me some of that hot Republican Hill Staffer ass?" Yes, from time immemorial, lovelorn Democratic boys have wondered just how they can get into the god-fearing (but nicely fitting) pants of those oh-so-cute GOP staffers. Well boys, here's your answer: kill your wife.
Cong. Aide's Prison Outreach Program Fares Poorly
Cong. Aide's Prison Outreach Program Fares…
Cong. Aide's Prison Outreach Program Fares Poorly
People are always asking us, "how do I get me some of that hot Republican Hill Staffer ass?" Yes, from time immemorial, lovelorn Democratic boys have wondered just how they can get into the god-fearing (but nicely fitting) pants of those oh-so-cute GOP staffers. Well boys, here's your answer: kill your wife.