As the old saying goes, "there are no transgenders in foxholes," but that might have to be updated very soon, to something like "sometimes there are transgenders in foxholes" (which isn't a good saying, really), because the AP is reporting that "Pentagon leaders are finalizing plans aimed at lifting the ban on transgender individuals serving in the military." Chris Geidner at Buzzfeed says the announcement
The only history conservatives know rhymes with "Pine in heaven". Doncha know, Iran hates us for our freedoms, not because we fucked up their country to ensure we got a piece of their oil pie.
Fran Lebowitz once said she could never be a communist because she didn't work well with groups. Q once said to Geordy,"I don't work well with groups". That pretty much sums me up. Also,I find it inconceivable to want to work for a country that would happily incarcerate me just because I like to suck dick.
The only history conservatives know rhymes with "Pine in heaven". Doncha know, Iran hates us for our freedoms, not because we fucked up their country to ensure we got a piece of their oil pie.
Neither do I, but...I'm a gluten for punishment!
Stop. My penguin can only get so erect-crested.
What do walrus and Tupperware have in common?They both like tight seals...
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Fran Lebowitz once said she could never be a communist because she didn't work well with groups. Q once said to Geordy,"I don't work well with groups". That pretty much sums me up. Also,I find it inconceivable to want to work for a country that would happily incarcerate me just because I like to suck dick.
NEEDZ MOAR CUBCAKES!!1
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This shamefully marginalized comment is well deserving of upfist reassignment surgery.
My Sincerely held religious beliefs™ prevent me from commenting on this comment...
His head is a hurt locker; his hair, the lid.
(Thus ends another installment of "Ten Word Masterpiece Theatre"...)
I dunno, man – those look a lot more like Crocs than Birkenstocks.
I'm thinking retrosexual Aussie Tom Sawyer, maybe?
Oregon Trail, circa-1990s:
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He's also the super LEGO:
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But unlike Newt, they never had a steamy threesome with twin hotel suite bathrooms.
But if you wanna fuck Chuck, yer shit outta luck, Buck!