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I vote for Tim Burton cause Johnny Depp would make a great Hitler… a gay Hitler.

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How are you doing?

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Congress still has a lot of ground to make up before it gets even close to the level of esteem bestowed upon crotch rot, scabies or Triple E.

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I just spit yogurt all over my iPad. I hear the fried version is big at the State fairs.

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And Bernie "I'm Socialist, So Bite Me" Sanders. Leahy's ok too

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<i>After all, what with Obama being pretty much the devil</i>

Obama: You need to breathe to stay alive.

Republicans’ response: Breathing is a socialist scheme.

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<i>Americans still hate Congress — A LOT — but slightly less</i>

Apparently, that special wingnut cross-breed of howler monkey and sheep takes a lot of getting used to.

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Oh please, do tell us his name. I'm sure he's astute enough to a Facebook page. I'll go become his fucking pal on Facebook.

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