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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

But not Godzilla :)

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The Librarian's avatar

Mr. McConnell is most deserving of a Shitmuffin award: he talks shit, pulls shit (obstruction), treats people like shit. Besides, I assume the new Cabinet will take home the 2017 award, so it's appropriate that Mr. McConnell be given his doo for 2016.

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puredog's avatar

I cannot remember having ever been quite this loath to ring in a new year. Ever.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Sometimes it takes a long time for a penny to drop in my brain. Taj Mahal casino went bankrupt. Fitting for something named for a tomb?

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theCryptofishist's avatar

By definition, isn't a cabinet ineligible for a "legislative" award?

So, put your money on Ted Cruz for the safest choice...

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John Smith's avatar

Pity there is no televised award ceremony so we could see him presented with his well deserved 'honor'

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I hear turtle soup is delicious.

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xy's avatar

we should make some soup this year.

and a cool ashtry afterwards.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

I hope posting this old Dilbert doesn't violate the RfR:

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

It's been the Party of Jefferson Davis for some time now. Goldwater got it started, Nixon nurtured it, and Reagan finished the job.

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John Mruzik's avatar

But you're not helping Leon, Why is that?

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tehbaddr's avatar

Fuck that Turtle Faced Obstructionist piece of shit with a rusty chainsaw, of votes!

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Matt's avatar

Cantor finally got voted out by Virginia, and Boehner's departure was orchestrated, in part, by McConnell. I swear, nothing sticks to him! After all the stupid bullshit he's already done, I can't see Kentucky voting him out.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

meh, that's only paying 5:3 odds

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Well, sure, we like the nice turtles. Turtles in the senate, OTOH...

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Not really. I had to look up one of them.

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