Better Yertle than Squirtle Yr Wonkette's coveted Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year Award usually just automatically goes to Ted Cruz, because he is, after all, Ted Cruz. But in 2016, Cruz and a bunch of the other usual suspects (Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, and some other people, it was so long ago) were either busy campaigning to save America from Donald Trump, or, after Trump won the R nomination, campaigning to get Trump elected, so they did even less legislating than usual. And of course
Mr. McConnell is most deserving of a Shitmuffin award: he talks shit, pulls shit (obstruction), treats people like shit. Besides, I assume the new Cabinet will take home the 2017 award, so it's appropriate that Mr. McConnell be given his doo for 2016.
Cantor finally got voted out by Virginia, and Boehner's departure was orchestrated, in part, by McConnell. I swear, nothing sticks to him! After all the stupid bullshit he's already done, I can't see Kentucky voting him out.
But not Godzilla :)
Mr. McConnell is most deserving of a Shitmuffin award: he talks shit, pulls shit (obstruction), treats people like shit. Besides, I assume the new Cabinet will take home the 2017 award, so it's appropriate that Mr. McConnell be given his doo for 2016.
I cannot remember having ever been quite this loath to ring in a new year. Ever.
Sometimes it takes a long time for a penny to drop in my brain. Taj Mahal casino went bankrupt. Fitting for something named for a tomb?
By definition, isn't a cabinet ineligible for a "legislative" award?
So, put your money on Ted Cruz for the safest choice...
Pity there is no televised award ceremony so we could see him presented with his well deserved 'honor'
I hear turtle soup is delicious.
we should make some soup this year.
and a cool ashtry afterwards.
I hope posting this old Dilbert doesn't violate the RfR:
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It's been the Party of Jefferson Davis for some time now. Goldwater got it started, Nixon nurtured it, and Reagan finished the job.
But you're not helping Leon, Why is that?
Fuck that Turtle Faced Obstructionist piece of shit with a rusty chainsaw, of votes!
Cantor finally got voted out by Virginia, and Boehner's departure was orchestrated, in part, by McConnell. I swear, nothing sticks to him! After all the stupid bullshit he's already done, I can't see Kentucky voting him out.
meh, that's only paying 5:3 odds
Well, sure, we like the nice turtles. Turtles in the senate, OTOH...
Not really. I had to look up one of them.