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The Librarian's avatar

Mr. McConnell is most deserving of a Shitmuffin award: he talks shit, pulls shit (obstruction), treats people like shit. Besides, I assume the new Cabinet will take home the 2017 award, so it's appropriate that Mr. McConnell be given his doo for 2016.

puredog's avatar

I cannot remember having ever been quite this loath to ring in a new year. Ever.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Sometimes it takes a long time for a penny to drop in my brain. Taj Mahal casino went bankrupt. Fitting for something named for a tomb?

theCryptofishist's avatar

By definition, isn't a cabinet ineligible for a "legislative" award?

So, put your money on Ted Cruz for the safest choice...

John Smith's avatar

Pity there is no televised award ceremony so we could see him presented with his well deserved 'honor'

Satanic Pancake's avatar

I hear turtle soup is delicious.

xy's avatar

we should make some soup this year.

and a cool ashtry afterwards.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I hope posting this old Dilbert doesn't violate the RfR:

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

It's been the Party of Jefferson Davis for some time now. Goldwater got it started, Nixon nurtured it, and Reagan finished the job.

John Mruzik's avatar

But you're not helping Leon, Why is that?

tehbaddr's avatar

Fuck that Turtle Faced Obstructionist piece of shit with a rusty chainsaw, of votes!

Matt's avatar

Cantor finally got voted out by Virginia, and Boehner's departure was orchestrated, in part, by McConnell. I swear, nothing sticks to him! After all the stupid bullshit he's already done, I can't see Kentucky voting him out.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

meh, that's only paying 5:3 odds

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Well, sure, we like the nice turtles. Turtles in the senate, OTOH...

Incoming Ham's avatar

Not really. I had to look up one of them.