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Will he next feel around in the tub for a Pearl of Great Price?

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Now, don't go insulting any of my friends - and I think the the S on the end of PIAP is redundant -- from the Department of Redundancy Department.

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Say no more.

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Or a D&C?

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or wingtarded.

though i guess that's the same damn thing.

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the mittbot 2000 doesn't come with a humor chip.

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you guys these are so damn funny.

i wish i could see them all. you all should post!

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i threw my phone across the kitchen in a fit of pique a few nights ago and now all it can do is repeatedly play my 5 am alarm 'barbossa is hungry'.

i was not eligible.

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Congratulations Winners! You are each like our own Scott Walker for today.

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No one sent in a picture of Breitbart floating upside down in a pool?

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Were any of furry kittens pooping in a swastika shaped box while zombie Reagan watched? If not, well, there ya go.

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