Whoops, it turns out that when you wheedle your Editrix into doing a Wonkette contest she expects you to judge the contest! What a meanie. Because your Comics Curmudgeon does not like saying no to people or making them feel bad! And lots of you submitted funny Mitt Romney I'm With Mitt Instagram iPhone Photos Of Hilarity, and we would love to showcase them all but there were too many so we picked seven. One was from heroine reader "MissTaken," showing that birth control is a liberal lie because she used all those ABORTION TOOLS in the picture but still ended up a Mom For Mitt anyway. What are the other six pictures, and will any of them feature testicles? Find out after the jump! (SPOILER: Yes, of course there will be testicles.)
Now, don't go insulting any of my friends - and I think the the S on the end of PIAP is redundant -- from the Department of Redundancy Department.
i threw my phone across the kitchen in a fit of pique a few nights ago and now all it can do is repeatedly play my 5 am alarm 'barbossa is hungry'.
Will he next feel around in the tub for a Pearl of Great Price?
Now, don't go insulting any of my friends - and I think the the S on the end of PIAP is redundant -- from the Department of Redundancy Department.
Say no more.
Or a D&C?
or wingtarded.
though i guess that's the same damn thing.
the mittbot 2000 doesn't come with a humor chip.
you guys these are so damn funny.
i wish i could see them all. you all should post!
i threw my phone across the kitchen in a fit of pique a few nights ago and now all it can do is repeatedly play my 5 am alarm 'barbossa is hungry'.
i was not eligible.
Congratulations Winners! You are each like our own Scott Walker for today.
No one sent in a picture of Breitbart floating upside down in a pool?
Were any of furry kittens pooping in a swastika shaped box while zombie Reagan watched? If not, well, there ya go.