Have you heard about the website that combines the two worst things, Congress and Twitter? It is called "TweetCongress.org," which is dumb, and this website found that congressional use of Twitter has declined 28% in the terrible week since Weinergate started, because Congress is full of olds who now worry that the Twitter is going to break into their laptops and steal their creepy secrets, too. No, John Boehner, that is not how it works. No one is going to find out that you smear chihuahua blood mixed with lemon peels on your skin for that weird glow ... unless you accidentally tweet the photo to one of those lobbyists you bone.
This is America my friend:<blockquote>On first class flight: Flight attendant: What would you like for dinner sir, one steak, or two steaks? Homer: uh, could i have both? </blockquote>
I&#039;ll bet he tweets his former captors: - Getting blonde BJs in one of my houses.#freebird - Come see me so I can tell you to get off my lawn.#fuckyoutoo - Am sending Palin to &#039;Nam. Torture is on other foot.#nomercy
No, those are just Laffer Curves, we swear!
In speedo, on mah speedmow #cornpants
Sarah Palin and Rick Perry. Hell, neither of them could pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.
You know who else can&#039;t structure a sentence in Twitter?
This is America my friend:<blockquote>On first class flight: Flight attendant: What would you like for dinner sir, one steak, or two steaks? Homer: uh, could i have both? </blockquote>
I&#039;ll bet he tweets his former captors: - Getting blonde BJs in one of my houses.#freebird - Come see me so I can tell you to get off my lawn.#fuckyoutoo - Am sending Palin to &#039;Nam. Torture is on other foot.#nomercy
Since most congresspeople ARE dicks, ANYONE who has posted pics of themselves should be called on to resign immediately.
Paul Revere never let a Twitter-related scandal keep him from tweeting.
A waste of Chihuahua if you ask me.
i hate twitter. i hate facebook.
but then to be fair, i also hate congress.
Leave Weiner alone!! Just because he&#039;s chained to the fence doesn&#039;t mean he can&#039;t bark at the cars.