This is America my friend:<blockquote>On first class flight: Flight attendant: What would you like for dinner sir, one steak, or two steaks? Homer: uh, could i have both? </blockquote>
I&#039;ll bet he tweets his former captors: - Getting blonde BJs in one of my houses.#freebird - Come see me so I can tell you to get off my lawn.#fuckyoutoo - Am sending Palin to &#039;Nam. Torture is on other foot.#nomercy
No, those are just Laffer Curves, we swear!
In speedo, on mah speedmow #cornpants
Sarah Palin and Rick Perry. Hell, neither of them could pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.
You know who else can&#039;t structure a sentence in Twitter?
This is America my friend:<blockquote>On first class flight: Flight attendant: What would you like for dinner sir, one steak, or two steaks? Homer: uh, could i have both? </blockquote>
I&#039;ll bet he tweets his former captors: - Getting blonde BJs in one of my houses.#freebird - Come see me so I can tell you to get off my lawn.#fuckyoutoo - Am sending Palin to &#039;Nam. Torture is on other foot.#nomercy
Since most congresspeople ARE dicks, ANYONE who has posted pics of themselves should be called on to resign immediately.
Paul Revere never let a Twitter-related scandal keep him from tweeting.
A waste of Chihuahua if you ask me.
i hate twitter. i hate facebook.
but then to be fair, i also hate congress.
Leave Weiner alone!! Just because he&#039;s chained to the fence doesn&#039;t mean he can&#039;t bark at the cars.