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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

No, those are just Laffer Curves, we swear!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

In speedo, on mah speedmow #cornpants

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Fartknocker's avatar

Sarah Palin and Rick Perry. Hell, neither of them could pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.

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Fartknocker's avatar

You know who else can't structure a sentence in Twitter?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This is America my friend:<blockquote>On first class flight: Flight attendant: What would you like for dinner sir, one steak, or two steaks? Homer: uh, could i have both? </blockquote>

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'll bet he tweets his former captors: - Getting blonde BJs in one of my houses.#freebird - Come see me so I can tell you to get off my lawn.#fuckyoutoo - Am sending Palin to 'Nam. Torture is on other foot.#nomercy

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Since most congresspeople ARE dicks, ANYONE who has posted pics of themselves should be called on to resign immediately.

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PsycWench's avatar

Paul Revere never let a Twitter-related scandal keep him from tweeting.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

A waste of Chihuahua if you ask me.

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fuflans's avatar

i hate twitter. i hate facebook.

but then to be fair, i also hate congress.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Leave Weiner alone!! Just because he's chained to the fence doesn't mean he can't bark at the cars.

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