Congress, Apparently Having Just Started College, Was Really Into Jazz For Like Three Weeks
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When you, the constituent, called your local congressperson and were subsequently put on hold sometime in the last three weeks, did you notice anything... offensive? Something syncopated? Something Satan might have on his iPod, in case an attractive woman were to ever browse through said iPod? This is called "jazz" and henceforth it is banned—BANNED—from Congress, definitely for right now, when people are actually calling their representatives, and maybe even forever.
Congress, Apparently Having Just Started College, Was Really Into Jazz For Like Three Weeks
Congress, Apparently Having Just Started…
Congress, Apparently Having Just Started College, Was Really Into Jazz For Like Three Weeks
When you, the constituent, called your local congressperson and were subsequently put on hold sometime in the last three weeks, did you notice anything... offensive? Something syncopated? Something Satan might have on his iPod, in case an attractive woman were to ever browse through said iPod? This is called "jazz" and henceforth it is banned—BANNED—from Congress, definitely for right now, when people are actually calling their representatives, and maybe even forever.