Congress Catches Up With Rest of World, Now Hates Bono

Irish pop star "Bono" is sad because the new Democratic leadership had better things to do this month than kiss the fat old assof an impossibly vain washed-up entertainer.

"Bono," whose real name doesn't matter either, rushed to Washington to harass Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, who aren't even officially in charge of Congress until next month. And boo-fucking-hoo, they didn't give him whatever he wanted this time.

"I'm alarmed we could not get a commitment from the Democratic leadership to prevent the loss of $1 billion in the continuing resolution to fight AIDS, malaria and extreme poverty," he said. And we're alarmed he wasn't arrested by the Capitol Police for being irrelevant. You know who thinks Bono is a big deal? Rick Santorum, that's who. Hooray for Bono! He still impresses an unemployed Jesus Freak baby farmer!

 BONO SLAMS DEMS' $1B AIDS DODGE [NY Post]