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phoenix00's avatar

Walter White libelz!!

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JCfromNC's avatar

Nope, because we'll elect a Dem president either just before or just after it happens, so it'll all be their fault.

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VirtualPapy's avatar

The Hansen Sea Cow. Best description of a reticent outboard motor, ever.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Coffee Spewed on the Keyboard Award.

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LadyWoman's avatar

I didn't know I needed this GIF in my life until just now. Thank you.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I'd be okay with giving Congress a colon cleanse.

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Horrible Pourable's avatar

Yeah, small children have great timing when it comes to walking in on sex. Go ahead, ask me how I learned that...

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Michael R's avatar

Forrmer NFL quarterback Sage Rosenfels

“forced patriotism is the opposite of freedom.”

https://twitter.com/SageRos...

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shivaskeeper's avatar

Likely an upgrade from his interim Secret to a permanent Secret. Which is still a major downgrade from the TS he wanted and pretended he had for a year.

His ass should be in jail just for the being in a SCIF or briefing with the wrong clearance.

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shastakoala's avatar

It's only assault if it was a Marguerita.

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Skwerl the taco hunter's avatar

I know who did it!

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Sticky Icky's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

this is corey doing...

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Parakeetist's avatar

OT: O hai here's some bullshit:

http://www.bbc.com/news/wor...

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Parakeetist's avatar

But I like taco bowls

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ResisterSister's avatar

Today we are all water throwers!

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