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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The Freedom Caucus is going to be seriously mad when they learn there's no disembodied hand to give them anonymous cloakroom tuggies.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Ryan's future political prospects just sank.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

They needed a fresh target. The old one was too patched and tattered.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

You got Paul at dildo!

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eddi_TBH's avatar

I think there is a budget bill coming up soon. That should end the honeymoon.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

Dante style!

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Meanie-meanie, tickle a person's avatar

Congress Gives Paul Ryan Speaker’s Gavel, To Choke On

Or sit on, and rotate...

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Meanie-meanie, tickle a person's avatar

Dang, and I always woulda said "now there's a man knows which end of the gavel to hold"...

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Meanie-meanie, tickle a person's avatar

Pretty soon he'll be asking himself if being 2nd in succession is worth it, because right about now, that has to be just about the job's only attraction...

Oopsie, 3rd.

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diogenez's avatar

Gore ran an appalling campaign - and the whole thing with Lieberman? Al should be slapped.

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MOG253's avatar

Next up for "Worst Week in Washington", come on down Paul.

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MOG253's avatar

He will fight the crazy with PX90. Also crazy.

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

There is no better illustration of the insanity of the modern GOP than this NYT headline:

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

All the same, I hope Obama and Biden keep some distance between them in the coming year, so that no single accident can wipe them both out.

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DahBoner's avatar

Get a haircut hippie!!!1!1!

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DahBoner's avatar

He means "unity" as in OUR WAY OR THE HIGHWAY.

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