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The Freedom Caucus is going to be seriously mad when they learn there's no disembodied hand to give them anonymous cloakroom tuggies.

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Ryan's future political prospects just sank.

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They needed a fresh target. The old one was too patched and tattered.

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You got Paul at dildo!

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I think there is a budget bill coming up soon. That should end the honeymoon.

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Dante style!

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Congress Gives Paul Ryan Speaker’s Gavel, To Choke On

Or sit on, and rotate...

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Dang, and I always woulda said "now there's a man knows which end of the gavel to hold"...

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Pretty soon he'll be asking himself if being 2nd in succession is worth it, because right about now, that has to be just about the job's only attraction...

Oopsie, 3rd.

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Gore ran an appalling campaign - and the whole thing with Lieberman? Al should be slapped.

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Next up for "Worst Week in Washington", come on down Paul.

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He will fight the crazy with PX90. Also crazy.

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There is no better illustration of the insanity of the modern GOP than this NYT headline:

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All the same, I hope Obama and Biden keep some distance between them in the coming year, so that no single accident can wipe them both out.

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Get a haircut hippie!!!1!1!

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He means "unity" as in OUR WAY OR THE HIGHWAY.

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