Speaker (LOL) Paul D. Ryan What a long strange stumble down the stairway to hell for Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan. Sorry , Paul " D , as in Dingleberry Double Douche Didn't Want The Job Anyway" Ryan. The boy wonder policy wonk who crafted a "budget" his beloved Catholic bishops said would make Jesus cry was called upon to rescue Mitt Romney's doomed presidential campaign in 2012. And boy did he not do that very well.
Pretty soon he'll be asking himself if being 2nd in succession is worth it, because right about now, that has to be just about the job's only attraction...
The Freedom Caucus is going to be seriously mad when they learn there's no disembodied hand to give them anonymous cloakroom tuggies.
Ryan's future political prospects just sank.
They needed a fresh target. The old one was too patched and tattered.
You got Paul at dildo!
I think there is a budget bill coming up soon. That should end the honeymoon.
Dante style!
Congress Gives Paul Ryan Speaker’s Gavel, To Choke On
Or sit on, and rotate...
Dang, and I always woulda said "now there's a man knows which end of the gavel to hold"...
Pretty soon he'll be asking himself if being 2nd in succession is worth it, because right about now, that has to be just about the job's only attraction...
Oopsie, 3rd.
Gore ran an appalling campaign - and the whole thing with Lieberman? Al should be slapped.
Next up for "Worst Week in Washington", come on down Paul.
He will fight the crazy with PX90. Also crazy.
There is no better illustration of the insanity of the modern GOP than this NYT headline:
All the same, I hope Obama and Biden keep some distance between them in the coming year, so that no single accident can wipe them both out.
Get a haircut hippie!!!1!1!
He means "unity" as in OUR WAY OR THE HIGHWAY.