BREAKING NEWS UPDATE! Aaron Schock, our beloved globetrotting Republican congressdarling from Illinois, the one what's had all the ethics violations doggie-styling him for the last couple of months, is resigning his seat to spend more time posting hawt pictures on Instagram:
I'd say the $50K of fictitious mileage reimbursement would be pretty bad, not so much for the dollar amount, but because it's the kind of thing you can't fluff off with "Oh, we made a little, one-time, mistake".
Intentional fraud is the best fraud, but not when you get caught.
one time on The Simpsons, Mr.Burns stole candy from a baby. I often think of this when politicians show their naked greed by stealing pocket change. This asshole gave up a lucrative job for 57 cents a mile.
If any of the brood produce twins, the names "Shock" and "Awe" are reserved.
"...has made it too difficult for me to serve the people of the 18th District with the high standards that they deserve..."
High standards? They voted to send Aaron Schock to Washington!
Do they still have those?
"Serving Spending the money of the people of the 18th District is the highest and greatest honor I have had in my life." FTFY
Does that closet come with an en suite bathroom? That could affect the install time (plus finding sexy plumbers)...
I'd say the $50K of fictitious mileage reimbursement would be pretty bad, not so much for the dollar amount, but because it's the kind of thing you can't fluff off with "Oh, we made a little, one-time, mistake".
Intentional fraud is the best fraud, but not when you get caught.
Still only proportionate to the number of years served.
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sorry but the lake is unavailable for comment at this time as it is busy drying up.
So, he was all for marriage equality? No? Gee, I don't get the Republican logic!
If there is a God - those pics will be with Paul Ryan Tom Cotton
[. . . better?]
of course not . . . you're a fucking prophet in The Church of Toomush™ . . . i expect you to know.
one time on The Simpsons, Mr.Burns stole candy from a baby. I often think of this when politicians show their naked greed by stealing pocket change. This asshole gave up a lucrative job for 57 cents a mile.
He tried to steal candy from a baby, but the baby shot him.
No, we'll take Dan Rostenkowski into account as well.
Dan Rostenkowski? How old are you? I had to call my grandma to find out who he was.