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Yeah. It means "organizer of the Straight Pride Parade."

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Wait. So if you'll walk alone, does that mean you're walking with Hitler?

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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In other words, you can't get there from here.

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Me too. I used to pay a tax preparer and that cost about 5 times as much. I particularly like that the TT version I use can download my financial data from my investments sites.

Of course if I could do this for free that would be even better.

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It's probably best not to drive if you're distracted by throwing up.

Is there somethings you could take before the procedure to lessen the pain?

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Under the Free File program, the industry promises to offer a no-fee option to most Americans and in return the IRS pledges not to develop its own free, online filing service.

WHAT THE FUCK??? Are you telling me the American tax service doesn't provide software so people can prepare and lodge their own taxes for free on the internet? They have to go through for-profit providers WITH A BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS VESTED INTEREST in people not lodging their own taxes for free?? Because there's no fucking way that could go wrong.

What the FUCK, America.

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Warren had a plan for that a while ago. CFPB. The right wing "rob the poor, they can't defend themselves" bandits are doing their best to destroy it.

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The IRS DOES proivide free filing software:

https://www.irs.gov/filing/...

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Fine. Be a purist. But by the Fourth Century, you couldn’t live outside of a Walled City either.

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Well, part of the problem is people being afraid of doing it wrong and then having the IRS "come after them."

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The last thing on the planet I want to deal with today is a police officer. I do not have the necessary diplomatic wherewithal to talk to any badges today.

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Agreed, my taxes are complicated enough that a few hundred bucks a year to get all the intricacies in order is money well spent, but it pisses me off how hard it is for my kids to locate the free version.

I've been using TT mostly-happily for about a decade, since I realized that once I got all the records collected to take to the CPA, I could just as easily input them into the software myself (which is all the CPA does).

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As much as I hate to piss away the $, I think I will call the cab. The fare for this gig will cost more than twice the office co-pay, but it is still cheaper than having the truck's upholstery and carpet cleaned [again].Thank you, Doctor.

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Just fuck Bernie Sanders, honestly. That man is useless. I know you love him, Dok, but his treatment of POC, gay folks, Black folks, women, & disabled folks just shitcanned him as a potential candidate. Not ONE female, LGBTQ, gay or disabled FRIEND, let alone employee in 70 years. NOT ONE.

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With the exception of rental property expenses, literally everything that goes into my fairly complex tax returns is duly reported to the IRS before I file it.

I'd have to file anyway because of the rental property, but with the new higher standard deduction and limits on state/local tax deductions, the vast majority of people with a mortgage and even stock investments could be fully automated.

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