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Modest proposal: Congress meets in November and December only of even-numbered years.

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I guess nobody really wants to pin a medal on cancer riddled coughing semi corpse. That would be tacky.

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i don't know, seems a slush fund for police / fireman first responders of 9/11 is better than a slush fund for those afghan contractors who drink booze off each other's butts.

but maybe that's just me.

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Nah, he can't figure out why their churches don't just raise the money with bake sales. Surely there is a way to raise this money by just baking several million cupcakes and brownies.

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