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Fartknocker's avatar

Carrot top with a suit will now drink some gin and lick the frumanda cheese off of Grover Norquist's balls. Hey John, any new legislation for employing Americans? Oh, that's right, you and your TeaTards are too fucking busy playing pin the tail on the asshole.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I thought lame ducks were the crippled ducks that lined up at the door of Subway.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

These lame ducks are just the same fucks who have been screwing us.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You know what they say about fellas that have a bit veto, don't you?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Have you been peekin'? At the duck.

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fuflans's avatar

seems to me the real war on christmas is congress.

i wish i was snarking.

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fuflans's avatar

to be fair, they've done a damn fine job of making the country ungovernable.

it's what they said they were going to do.

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fuflans's avatar

man i wish you may be prescient.

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