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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Many, many gun-owning idiots don't even read the fucking manual. They'll chamber a round, and leave the damned thing around "loaded" just in case they have to stand their ground. Later, when they get the urge to clean the weapon, they'll take out the magazine, and think that the gun's safe to clean. I'll bet he oiled the mechanism and "tested" it by pulling the trigger - again, stupidly, with zero thought about where the gun was aimed. Any potential tyrant, watching these clowns, will probably figure out that there's not much to worry about.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I hope someone baked some brownies for the debate session.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

My husband is trying the e-cigarettes in conjunction with the gum. They're the type of cigs with no nicotine, just the vapour and and a bit of an aroma, and no more than the cost of a pack of smokes here in Ontario. He finds that they help with the physical habit. He's been smoking- and trying to quit- for 40 years. The worst part is the strain it puts on our marriage when he's trying to quit. I have often told him that if he could do it once and be done, I could deal with the raging bitch he turns into. It's when it happens a few times each and every year that makes me want to leave all his stuff out on the front lawn with the locks changed. But I am rather fond of him and would like him to live past age 60, which is unlikely if he keeps smoking. Oddly, while I am nauseated by the smell of tobacco smoke, I find the aroma from the fake ones quite pleasant. It reminds me of the smell wafting from the curing kilns in the summer- we live in tobacco land here in SW Ontario.

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diogenez's avatar

I thought this crowd could recognize sarcasm...?

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bobbert's avatar

They do have tricky aerodynamics. I'd say, shoot closer to the launcher.

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bobbert's avatar

This was an actual commercial? Strangely, I don't remember it.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Mac and cheese for all my bitches.

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chascates's avatar

Obama would veto it. Just like 'only Nixon could go to China' only a republican President could support legalization. Now I don't want a republican President but maybe another Democrat, maybe Hillary or Handsome Joe, could pull it off.

I just wish I could afford the Volcano Vaporizer!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Will Alabama let the Messicans come in to pick it? Or is this the one crop that good ol' white boys are willing to harvest?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's got to beat whatever the hell they're smoking right now.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He'll sign it, but he won't fight for it... because that would guarantee GOPtard opposition, as a matter GOPtard principle.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If Omama came out against yellow snow, they'd be out licking the snowbanks. For freedumb.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

'Joint Committee on Taxation' sounds promising.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Reason enough to pass the damned bill already.

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diogenez's avatar

If weed is legal, everyone is just going to want heroin.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Its a gateway drug! Yeah right. I got friends who have been smoking marijuana in moderating for 20 years and they are fine. Plus they make awesome munchies.

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