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Have we learned nothing from movies? The Ewoks defeated the Empire. Don't forget Joe Dante's "Small Soldiers". Of course, bacteria defeated the Martians in War of the Worlds and bacteria are well under 5'2" tall.

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<strong>Over</strong>lords may not be exactly correct.

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Someone ought to punch his kneecaps out.

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<picks up bottle before much spills> "Hel is going to need this later on. Better keep it somewhere safe."

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Eww! Showers and foxholes with short people. Yucky Yucky

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He's afraid that if we let short gay people serve, they'll have that much more access to ass and that would make the tall straights nervous...sort of like an elephant in the presence of a mouse.

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Someone should report this to the people at the Campaign for Equal Heights.

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<i>Well, I don't want no wingtard people Don't want no wingtard people Don't want no wingtard people `Round here</i>

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duh. All the short people go to hollywood.

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Or shoot them out of cannon! Imagine the fear instilled in the enemy when they see a 4 or 5 foot marine, bayonet extended, screamming boooooya, coming at them at 770m/s.

That's right, I'm using metric velocities.

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