Congresslady Jean Schmidt Secretly Agrees With The Birthers, Except This One Time By Mistake She *Publicly* Agreed With The Birthers

Everyone very warmly congratulate Jean Schmidt (R-OH), who has bravely and accidentally come out as a Birther. Lo! Observe as Jean Schmidt is accosted by a rabid blond female Birther wearing some kind of decorative traditional headdress of war. "Blah blah NOT dog whistle MY muslin president Hussein sdodfgifjsd states' rights fake something Gerald Ford something something!" shrieks the Birther to Jean Schmidt, to which the latter replies: "I agree with you, but the courts don't." Jean Schmidt is finally embracing the real Jean Schmidt, and so should America. [ Glenn Thrush ]