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I make my own, too. I have some frozen, and some fresh, and ready to be delivered.

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Staying insane in Mericua requires going to a restaurant that requires respect for others and throwing it out the door as you walk in and instead call everyone names as they make fun of you for being you.

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Okay, serious question.... What's the course of action here? Subpoenas, judge hears, throws em all in the slammer for breaking the rule of breaching high security clearance access points?

I mean the evidence is pretty blatant, unlike Benghazi where it was years of millions for not even a shred to indict...

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Gym Jordan ruins everything he touches -- or should I say, ahem, everything he observes being touched.

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I know we say this every day, but these are some of the absolute worst people I have ever heard of. What level of evil and petty do you have to be to treat an employee like a pet that won't stay out of a bag of kibble so you put it up high?

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I shudder to think how much damage they could do if any of them were actually competent.

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Barr is.

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So... No hope for me then.

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... and the legal thing, also too.

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“Hey, wait—where you russian off to?!”

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I can just see a red NFW stamp.

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Wut?! You mean its NOT?!?

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And nothing will be done.

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I already have 2. And I had to work a damn sight harder for mine than trump's crotch spawn did.

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bet you there's an email chain somewhere with people joking about doing it

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It's a fair cop, we will go quietly.

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