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ahughes798's avatar

I make my own, too. I have some frozen, and some fresh, and ready to be delivered.

AK's avatar

Staying insane in Mericua requires going to a restaurant that requires respect for others and throwing it out the door as you walk in and instead call everyone names as they make fun of you for being you.

AK's avatar

Okay, serious question.... What's the course of action here? Subpoenas, judge hears, throws em all in the slammer for breaking the rule of breaching high security clearance access points?

I mean the evidence is pretty blatant, unlike Benghazi where it was years of millions for not even a shred to indict...

Zyxomma's avatar

Gym Jordan ruins everything he touches -- or should I say, ahem, everything he observes being touched.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I know we say this every day, but these are some of the absolute worst people I have ever heard of. What level of evil and petty do you have to be to treat an employee like a pet that won't stay out of a bag of kibble so you put it up high?

TakingAmes's avatar

I shudder to think how much damage they could do if any of them were actually competent.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

... and the legal thing, also too.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

“Hey, wait—where you russian off to?!”

Margery Traylor Trashe's avatar

I can just see a red NFW stamp.

BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

Wut?! You mean its NOT?!?

Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

I already have 2. And I had to work a damn sight harder for mine than trump's crotch spawn did.

GravenTherRed's avatar

bet you there's an email chain somewhere with people joking about doing it

goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

It's a fair cop, we will go quietly.