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Let's see.... Wasilla......suicide......

Damnit, the low-hanging fruit done bonked me on the nose again!

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Unpossible! Requires it be possible to lower his reputation.

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That looks to be a peculiar handshake, is he a Mason?

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Compassionate conservatism, folks!

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Well, I blame Ronald Reagan for just about everything.

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I think it's just a new twist on the old pull my finger gag.

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So busy! How does he find the time to do so much stupid?

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"Goin' Full Bore Wingnut"

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It all goes back to Fluoride. Ask Dr. Zoom, he knows.

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Also from the ADN: <blockquote>“When people had to work and had to provide and had to keep warm by putting participation in cutting wood and catching the fish and killing the animals, we didn’t have the suicide problem,” [Young] says on the recording.</blockquote> Then he broke out into <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=sZa26_esLBE" target="_blank">the Lumberjack song.</a>

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And you would be correct!

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Don Young is no less interesting a name than Steve King, so it's not that. It's probably because he's one of those exotic furrn non-48ers like that other alien state where nobody of any consequence ever came from, Hulahoop or whatever.

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Are any true Scotsmen genuine Christians?

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Sadly this won't make a damn bit of difference. He will get reelected and it won't even be close. He could rob a bank in broad daylight while passing out ebola laced popsicles and people will just keep voting for him. He doesn't even campaign most years.

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Yon Dung (R-Pork Barrel), Representative-for-Life.

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This is an example of representative government: Donnie represents ignorant fuckwads.

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