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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Let's see.... Wasilla......suicide......

Damnit, the low-hanging fruit done bonked me on the nose again!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Unpossible! Requires it be possible to lower his reputation.

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PubOption's avatar

That looks to be a peculiar handshake, is he a Mason?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Compassionate conservatism, folks!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Well, I blame Ronald Reagan for just about everything.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I think it's just a new twist on the old pull my finger gag.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

So busy! How does he find the time to do so much stupid?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

"Goin' Full Bore Wingnut"

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schmannity's avatar

It all goes back to Fluoride. Ask Dr. Zoom, he knows.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Also from the ADN: <blockquote>“When people had to work and had to provide and had to keep warm by putting participation in cutting wood and catching the fish and killing the animals, we didn’t have the suicide problem,” [Young] says on the recording.</blockquote> Then he broke out into <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=sZa26_esLBE" target="_blank">the Lumberjack song.</a>

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

And you would be correct!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Don Young is no less interesting a name than Steve King, so it's not that. It's probably because he's one of those exotic furrn non-48ers like that other alien state where nobody of any consequence ever came from, Hulahoop or whatever.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Are any true Scotsmen genuine Christians?

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William's avatar

Sadly this won't make a damn bit of difference. He will get reelected and it won't even be close. He could rob a bank in broad daylight while passing out ebola laced popsicles and people will just keep voting for him. He doesn't even campaign most years.

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bobbert's avatar

Yon Dung (R-Pork Barrel), Representative-for-Life.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

This is an example of representative government: Donnie represents ignorant fuckwads.

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