You know what, I ain't even mad at Pete Davidson for that Weekend Update thing. Yes, Crenshaw lost that eye in combat. HOWEVER, you don't think he has access to prosthetics? He could have a glass eye if he wanted it. The patch is a choice, and if gets mocked for what he's saying with it, AND NOT HOW HE LOST IT, that's fair.
Crenshaw has considerably more savvy and has already outperformed Greitens by getting in to the house of representatives. The Texas Senator who is not Ted Cruz, John Cornyn, is 68 years old. Bet you Crenshaw goes for his seat when it's up for grabs in six years. And then for the presidency.
Nut-Crackshun hero!
Who did it better?https://i.redd.it/29pmehxf8...
I had a whole thing where she ended up on Gilligans Island.
Damn. You read my mind FOUR HOURS before I thought it!
You know what, I ain't even mad at Pete Davidson for that Weekend Update thing. Yes, Crenshaw lost that eye in combat. HOWEVER, you don't think he has access to prosthetics? He could have a glass eye if he wanted it. The patch is a choice, and if gets mocked for what he's saying with it, AND NOT HOW HE LOST IT, that's fair.
Someone is self-pleasuring every time this fantasy runs. Right, Dan?
Um, wouldn't the fantasy of skull fucking Dan Crenshaw belong to someone other than Dan Crenshaw?
That seems like the kind of shit he'd do, yes.
And it's "destroying America" to count all the votes.
Crenshaw has considerably more savvy and has already outperformed Greitens by getting in to the house of representatives. The Texas Senator who is not Ted Cruz, John Cornyn, is 68 years old. Bet you Crenshaw goes for his seat when it's up for grabs in six years. And then for the presidency.
They are morons, fed on a steady diet of idiocy?
The Taliban had an opportunity to eliminate this state terrorist and failed.
Side gig? In a year, you'd have to hire a body double to handle all the commitments.
Deadpool is AWESOME! Crenshaw? Meh, not so much...
That is hideous and completely uncalled for... Good job!
One of my faves!