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Bitter Scribe's avatar

When a politician starts comparing himself to either Lincoln or Truman, watch out.

Reddishrabbit's avatar

I'm not buying it. Dowington was Edwardian era, and Lincoln was Victorian. The differences, they are just too great.

Tio_Doidinho's avatar

Vagina Symbolism Libel!!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The demise Aaron Schock's political career (and of "Downton Abbey" as well) should serve as a reminder that he might still be in office if he had shown a little more forsyte. Thank you, you've been a great audience.

Tio_Doidinho's avatar

And that will leave us with approximately three sane candidates.

Ergoetal's avatar

What, he couldn't work the Holocaust in somehow?

Alex Grey's avatar

Yea, brothers and sisters he will arise! Like the phoenix, and um Jesus, uh combined into a Jesusphoenix, and... Ahh, I got nothing.

DahBoner's avatar

Schock the monkey...

Darling, don't you monkey with the monkey!

https://31.media.tumblr.com...

DahBoner's avatar

Where's his.... beard

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Wow. You're quite the dreamer.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

My grammar insists that she doesn't like republicans..

H0mer0's avatar

Is that Kevin Spacey?

H0mer0's avatar

I read the legal brief on the Makris suit and I felt sorry for the paralegal or whoever had to type it up. The drivel was overwhelmingly pathetic and not at all fappable.

H0mer0's avatar

Help me....KIRRRK!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Yeah. Right.And I'm just like Jesus only an atheist.