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Bitter Scribe's avatar

When a politician starts comparing himself to either Lincoln or Truman, watch out.

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

I'm not buying it. Dowington was Edwardian era, and Lincoln was Victorian. The differences, they are just too great.

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Tio_Doidinho's avatar

Vagina Symbolism Libel!!

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The demise Aaron Schock's political career (and of "Downton Abbey" as well) should serve as a reminder that he might still be in office if he had shown a little more forsyte. Thank you, you've been a great audience.

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Tio_Doidinho's avatar

And that will leave us with approximately three sane candidates.

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Illinois uber alles!1!!

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Ergoetal's avatar

What, he couldn't work the Holocaust in somehow?

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Alex Grey's avatar

Yea, brothers and sisters he will arise! Like the phoenix, and um Jesus, uh combined into a Jesusphoenix, and... Ahh, I got nothing.

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DahBoner's avatar

Schock the monkey...

Darling, don't you monkey with the monkey!

https://31.media.tumblr.com...

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DahBoner's avatar

Where's his.... beard

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Wow. You're quite the dreamer.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

My grammar insists that she doesn't like republicans..

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H0mer0's avatar

Is that Kevin Spacey?

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H0mer0's avatar

I read the legal brief on the Makris suit and I felt sorry for the paralegal or whoever had to type it up. The drivel was overwhelmingly pathetic and not at all fappable.

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H0mer0's avatar

Help me....KIRRRK!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Yeah. Right.And I'm just like Jesus only an atheist.

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