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malsperanza's avatar

I'm going with skank, but that's because I live in NYC, where being an asshole is not considered a bad thing.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I don't know about that. Were the kittens triple-distilled?

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SullivanSt's avatar

John Lee Malvo, also too. Quick, to the blackboard!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Even toxic waste is often the byproduct of a useful process.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Next time, they should <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Send_to_Coventry" target="_blank">send her to Coventry</a>.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

In West Michigan I believe they'd be called an Agema.

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bobbert's avatar

No, no, not a liter of kittens.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Too bad phoning it in from Florida during a hurricane appears to have done no lasting damage to a certain New Joisey guvuhnuh. I suppose at least he showed the ability to learn from his mistakes, quite rare for a Republican.

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SullivanSt's avatar

There does not appear to be a Maine State University, so I would think that University of Maine would be a fairly safe assumption. But what do I know, I was raised and educated in a country where just the city name was always enough for a unique location.

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SullivanSt's avatar

You appear to have misspelled "objectionable". Also, "reprobate".

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SullivanSt's avatar

<em>Of course</em> nobody could possibly be genuinely outraged by the murder of 20 children and a bunch of school teachers.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm gonna need to see a diagram to tell the difference

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or at least learned to manage her location settings

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Nobody do not likes DebraLee.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Which of these two women suffered brain-damage, again?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Oh fuck, I made the mistake of starting to read the comments on a newspaper's website. Anyone got pictures of kittehs? Or a liter of vodka. I need one or the other, or both.

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