In other "November is our N word" election news: CEO of fake wrestling/Linda McMahon's husband "Mr. McMahon" filed a very serious lawsuit, because he was worried that teenagers wearing WWE spandex thongs wouldn't be allowed to vote -- you know, since people dressed like idiots might be considered "political advertising" for Linda McMahon. Anyway, Vince McMahon won his frivolous lawsuit. Yippee, feel free to dress up as "The Ass Demolisher" or whatever those silly WWE spandex men are called! This is just another example of activist judges legislating from the bench. What's next? Do the gay people in New York get to wear their assless chaps to the polls, even though this would obviously be illegal political advertising for Carl Paladino? Of course. In Barack Obama's America, No means Yes and Yes means Assless Chaps.
<i>I have a god-given, stone-cold, inalienable effin&#039; RIGHT to disparage these &#039;roid infested asshats in tights standing in line to vote for losers!</i>
STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! OH MAH GOD!
My name is Christine O&#039;Donnell. I demand that you do not publish this comment that I&#039;m currently typing onto your website, and that you turn it over to me immediately! Or I will sue!
All of the above.
<i>And no wanking, either!</i>
Too late.
<i>I have a god-given, stone-cold, inalienable effin&#039; RIGHT to disparage these &#039;roid infested asshats in tights standing in line to vote for losers!</i>
STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! OH MAH GOD!
Sorry. Wrestling reflex.
So would tea partiers wear &#039;Assful Chaps&#039; than ?
Dear Wonkette:
My name is Christine O&#039;Donnell. I demand that you do not publish this comment that I&#039;m currently typing onto your website, and that you turn it over to me immediately! Or I will sue!
P.S. And no wanking, either!
Which amendment guarantees the Right to Sing the Blues? I need to know this within the next week or so.
Masturbation-themed tee-shirts are right out.