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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>And no wanking, either!</i>

Too late.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>I have a god-given, stone-cold, inalienable effin' RIGHT to disparage these 'roid infested asshats in tights standing in line to vote for losers!</i>

STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! OH MAH GOD!

Sorry. Wrestling reflex.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

So would tea partiers wear 'Assful Chaps' than ?

Joshua Norton's avatar

Dear Wonkette:

My name is Christine O'Donnell. I demand that you do not publish this comment that I'm currently typing onto your website, and that you turn it over to me immediately! Or I will sue!

P.S. And no wanking, either!

Spurning Beer's avatar

Which amendment guarantees the Right to Sing the Blues? I need to know this within the next week or so.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Masturbation-themed tee-shirts are right out.