Conrad Burns Awarded Miniature Bush

Crazy Conrad is in so much trouble that the White House promised a Bush campaign trip to Montana, which wasn't even in play until Burns was revealed to be completely owned by Jack Abramoff.

But the White House didn't say which Bush was coming, so Conrad was surprised to see they sent the little tiny one who just stands behind you and winces.

 Bush touts Republicans in Billings [Billings Gazette]