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Spurning Beer's avatar

Or basic spelling and grammar.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Yeah, but's been that was since the 80s. There are small pockets of Royals fans throughout the state traditionally, but anymore you have a hard time finding Royals fans inside KC itself.

It wasn't always that way, though. The 1985 World Series was like the American Civil War 2.0 for us.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

In my experience, rural Missourians tend to be Cardinals fans instead of Royals fans, so there's no telling.

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chascates's avatar

And God created Man in His own image, which explains a hell of a lot.

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fuflans's avatar

you know i like colin firth as much as the next girl, but how does an actor get to commission a science study?

not that i'm complaining. i would just like johnny depp to get in on this gig as well.

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fuflans's avatar

to be fair, more knowledge and stuff makes less room for jesus.

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The Quirk's avatar

Howsabout "Scaredpants", then? Know who else only sees in black and white?

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The Quirk's avatar

See? David Ickes was right-- the alien Lizard People ARE taking over the world!

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schmannity's avatar

I am guessing that T-shirt is for the Arizona Cardinals, not the St.Louis Cardinals.

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chascates's avatar

Along with science they can't understand macro economics, political philosophy, the anthropology of religion, cultural geography, or recent history.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"... a larger amygdala..."</i>

Size does matter.

Beck is all amygdala.

I guess the big amygdala compensates for other, um, deficiencies.

I assume any guy with a big amygdala could get laid at CPAC.

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