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After the flask falls: "ICURMT"

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Well I guess they won't mind taking some people of non-white races, if those people should stumble into the line of fire. Or be looting or something.

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I did not want to watch the new SBC movie, because I thought it would be stupid, so CENSORSHIP. Mrs. WTF forced me to watch it, because she is childish like that, so FREEDUMB. And now I’m sorry I did, because despite Roodles getting punked it was definitely stupid, so REGRET.

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I know srsly? I would have like 15 or 20 out there today making me stink loads of $$ if they didn’t pre-censor them BEFORE I EVEN WROTE THEM. If that’s not Marxism I don’t know what is (Fact Check: I don’t know what Marxism is).

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See there? 20+ likes and it’s not even daylight on the east coast. Doug you need to be advising the Assmouth campaign.

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Wait...you’re not supposed to pee on the poster...?

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Wait, aren’t there one or two logical inconsistencies here? Or is that just me...?

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Well, I banned "Gina" for being logically inconsistent, so there's that. /s

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are you, perhaps, unaware of the category of "race-traitors"? if so, let me be the first to congratulate you- by virtue of being an habitué of this here fine establishment, you_are_one, same as all the other melanin-deficient denizens of this den of iniquity.  ONE_OF_US!!!

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I've never been censored on Twitter. What am I doing wrong?

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"Scott Baio, clearly, is the new Henry Miller."

I always get Henry Miller mixed up with Henry Winkler. One wrote Tropic of Cancer and the other would say "AAAAAY", right?

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If "not paying attention to Scott Baio" is censorship, give me a blue nose, a red pen and call me censor!!

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Elizabeth Warren gets it. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I don't have a sense of smell either. And while I miss lemons and roses, there are so many things I DON'T miss.

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Anyone else have to Google Scott Baio to remember who he is? I'm either losing my memory, or I have a life.

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