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Vi's avatar

After the flask falls: "ICURMT"

gingerwentworth1's avatar

Well I guess they won't mind taking some people of non-white races, if those people should stumble into the line of fire. Or be looting or something.

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

I did not want to watch the new SBC movie, because I thought it would be stupid, so CENSORSHIP. Mrs. WTF forced me to watch it, because she is childish like that, so FREEDUMB. And now I’m sorry I did, because despite Roodles getting punked it was definitely stupid, so REGRET.

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

I know srsly? I would have like 15 or 20 out there today making me stink loads of $$ if they didn’t pre-censor them BEFORE I EVEN WROTE THEM. If that’s not Marxism I don’t know what is (Fact Check: I don’t know what Marxism is).

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

See there? 20+ likes and it’s not even daylight on the east coast. Doug you need to be advising the Assmouth campaign.

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Wait...you’re not supposed to pee on the poster...?

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Wait, aren’t there one or two logical inconsistencies here? Or is that just me...?

James 🌹🏡's avatar

Well, I banned "Gina" for being logically inconsistent, so there's that. /s

revenant's avatar

are you, perhaps, unaware of the category of "race-traitors"? if so, let me be the first to congratulate you- by virtue of being an habitué of this here fine establishment, you_are_one, same as all the other melanin-deficient denizens of this den of iniquity.  ONE_OF_US!!!

Zyxomma's avatar

I've never been censored on Twitter. What am I doing wrong?

Mark Potel's avatar

"Scott Baio, clearly, is the new Henry Miller."

I always get Henry Miller mixed up with Henry Winkler. One wrote Tropic of Cancer and the other would say "AAAAAY", right?

mailman27's avatar

If "not paying attention to Scott Baio" is censorship, give me a blue nose, a red pen and call me censor!!

marshlc's avatar

I don't have a sense of smell either. And while I miss lemons and roses, there are so many things I DON'T miss.

Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

Anyone else have to Google Scott Baio to remember who he is? I'm either losing my memory, or I have a life.