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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Caption: Hey Ruth, Clarence <i>swears</i> his johnson is this long.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I heard on NPR that it was because they couldn't get their federally-issued permits.

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๐”…๐”ข๐”ข๐”ฉ๐”ท๐”ข๐”Ÿ๐”ฒ๐”Ÿ๐”Ÿ๐”ž's avatar

"Not just for the blacks" -- but still not for college administrators, who (according to earlier Court rulings) have the right to decide what their admission policies should be.

As usual, one can be utterly ignornant of Constitutional law, and still know with 100% certainty how Scalia is going to vote. The fact that this doesn't bother him in the least is the principal reason he's a shitty S.C. justice.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Ah, white folks... a minority (e.g. college admissions) except when they're not (e.g. Teatards forcing their will on the country because that's what EVERYBODY wants). Makes me truly embarrassed to be part of that tribe.

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PsycWench's avatar

If only whites had rights, I'd have a Ph.D. and teach at a college now.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

A profile in courage, he says?! Ouch, I think I broke a rib laughing so hard. Gimmie my Obamacare, stat!

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Dylan Black's avatar

As a Black (happens to by my last name), let me just speak for my whole clan in telling Scalia:

Cool Story Bro, when is your retirement party? We're all really looking forward to it, we will bring some nice wine.

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