Two House Republicans weren't around to strategically hand tissues to John Boehner on Wednesday as the House session opened. That wasn't a problem, because our new speaker was able to compose himself, remembering he had to deliver a full short speech before he could hit the red wine/bronzer celebration cocktails. Unfortunately, this meant these bros, Pete Sessions and Mike Fitzpatrick,
<i>&quot;&ldquo;I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same....&rdquo;</i>
Except Sessions! Except Fitzpatrick! Jesus help us!!!1!
In my imagination, Sessions wife gets diagnosed with treatable cancer during the 24 hours he was NOT covered by Government Insurance. When he finally gets enrolled, she&#039;s excluded due to pre-existing condition and a lapse in coverage. HA HA Pete Sessions. (Sorry Mrs Sessions, the tree of compassionate health care must be watered with tears sorrow from time to time.)
<i>&quot;&ldquo;I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same....&rdquo;</i>
Except Sessions! Except Fitzpatrick! Jesus help us!!!1!
In my imagination, Sessions wife gets diagnosed with treatable cancer during the 24 hours he was NOT covered by Government Insurance. When he finally gets enrolled, she&#039;s excluded due to pre-existing condition and a lapse in coverage. HA HA Pete Sessions. (Sorry Mrs Sessions, the tree of compassionate health care must be watered with tears sorrow from time to time.)
from your mouth to god&#039;s ear.
These two really got the hang of this government stuff fast.
We&#039;re <i>always</i> talking about porn.
Well, where in the constitution does it say that you can be sworn in on TV?