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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"“I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same....”</i>

Except Sessions! Except Fitzpatrick! Jesus help us!!!1!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In my imagination, Sessions wife gets diagnosed with treatable cancer during the 24 hours he was NOT covered by Government Insurance. When he finally gets enrolled, she's excluded due to pre-existing condition and a lapse in coverage. HA HA Pete Sessions. (Sorry Mrs Sessions, the tree of compassionate health care must be watered with tears sorrow from time to time.)

fuflans's avatar

from your mouth to god's ear.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

These two really got the hang of this government stuff fast.

Mahousu's avatar

We're <i>always</i> talking about porn.

Bezoar's avatar

Well, where in the constitution does it say that you can be sworn in on TV?