This morning, we brought you news of Paul Ryan/Newt Gingrich/Mitt Romney threeway victim and utter creepazoid Adam Savader, and howwe(ahem) he was (ALLEGEDLY) sextorting all the pretty girls by hacking their nakey selfies and then threatening to release the pictures of their "tits" and "pussies" to their parents, the RNC, their internships, and the world.
"Oh MY, it's hot in here!" - Says the elephant, right before he strips to reveal yet another elephant suit, but it's a kinky, assless, bondage elephant suit with an engorged trunk. Then he jumps around the room with his trunk in the air yelling "Aw yeah I smell me some old hoo-hah! oh hell yeah wrinkly vajayjay!"
To Borders a traveling circus came They brought a perverted elephant And Ellis was his name In the dark of night Over nekkid pics he'd pore Until one day they took him away And he was seen no more
Ellis the Elephant packed his trunk And said goodbye to his freedom Off he went to the federal pen Pen, pen, pen
“I swear on all that is holy. Baby wants to see that wrinkly hoo-hah TODAY and if you FUCK with me again and withhold the old cooter pics I WILL tell your husband about you're cancer and he will drop you like last week's dried out canteloupe. DO NOT fuck with me, old bitch, or I WILL cunt punt you to a rest home with no Tiffanies expense account."
Is that Willie in there?
Text message to Newt Gingrich: if u want me 2 get nude pics of ur wife so u can divorce her, u need 2 pay me a lot more than 20 bux
"Oh MY, it's hot in here!" - Says the elephant, right before he strips to reveal yet another elephant suit, but it's a kinky, assless, bondage elephant suit with an engorged trunk. Then he jumps around the room with his trunk in the air yelling "Aw yeah I smell me some old hoo-hah! oh hell yeah wrinkly vajayjay!"
MOMMY THE ELEPHANT KEEPS SHOWING ME HIS SECOND TRUNK
&quot;WHERE THE FUCK IS <i>MY</i> DILDO CHAIR?&quot;
I&#039;m betting it&#039;s not Ben and Jerry&#039;s Chunky Spunky...
We want the trunk Give up the trunk We need the trunk Gotta have that trunk
You&#039;d be so burned when you don&#039;t get paid back.
To Borders a traveling circus came They brought a perverted elephant And Ellis was his name In the dark of night Over nekkid pics he&#039;d pore Until one day they took him away And he was seen no more
Ellis the Elephant packed his trunk And said goodbye to his freedom Off he went to the federal pen Pen, pen, pen
&quot;Hey, you a$$holes told me this was a costume party...&quot;
&quot;An elephant&#039;s penis is also prehensile, too.&quot;
Not so much a caption as a question. How much shellac does it take to make Callista&#039;s hair do that?
&quot;I&#039;m only grinning &#039;cuz I know where that trunk is going&quot;.
Photo evidence: Republicans are furries.
When I first read this I thought you were talking about the Paris Hilton picture.
&ldquo;I swear on all that is holy. Baby wants to see that wrinkly hoo-hah TODAY and if you FUCK with me again and withhold the old cooter pics I WILL tell your husband about you&#039;re cancer and he will drop you like last week&#039;s dried out canteloupe. DO NOT fuck with me, old bitch, or I WILL cunt punt you to a rest home with no Tiffanies expense account.&quot;