Convention Fashion: Insert Log Cabin Republican Joke Here

They all look ridiculous, but only one of them looks like he's wearing a giant penis.

And you know, it's not like the Dems are walking around with huge donkey dongs hanging off their foreheads.

Though that sounds pretty hot.

[ AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall , AFP/Paul J. Richards , AFP/Stephen Jaffe , REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION REUTERS ]