Convicted Felon Donald Trump Guilty On All 34 Counts. That’s The Headline, MFers.
Felon felon felon felon felon felon felon.
Holyshitdamn, the jury came back this afternoon in Donald Trump’s criminal trial in Manhattan for falsifying business records related to his porn peener payoffs, and here is your late breaking post on the late breaking news, with very little analysis:
GUILTY ON ALL 34 FUCKING COUNTS.
That’ll be the first time Trump got all the votes in his entire life, or ever will. He can appeal, but fuck that motherfucking felon.
A jury of Donald Trump’s peers — including that one the MAGA idiots were hanging their stupid sad hopes on — found him GUILTY.
Eric Trump was in the courtroom so hopefully somebody will have some good information about him crying and being scared he’s never going to see Daddy again. Dumb old Eric.
Here is Fox News playing the breaking news, including the cheers outside the courthouse, courtesy Aaron Rupar:
And here is a tweet yesterday from Franklin Graham:
Prayer answered, motherfucker!
More analysis on Wonkette tomorrow. First, the world celebrates!
Evan Hurst on Twitter right here.
@evanjosephhurst on Threads!
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So, today was fun.
We’re still working on the remodel of MIL’s house.
I spent the day commando-crawling on my elbows & knees & stomach in the crawl-space under the house. It SUCKED. 0/10 would not recommend. Painful (why are there so many fucking rocks under this house?!) & creepy in a claustrophobic way and also too in a not-being-fond-of-spiders-up-close way*. Pretty much completely ick.
The frustrating thing is that today’s work was RE-work. Shit I had THOUGHT we were done with. But building codes have changed since Mr. jemineye retired from building houses so whaddya gonna do? It has to be done right.
In the last two weekends we’ve pulled up subfloor in several rooms (that we’d already glued & screwed into place, so that was not an easy task), and today’s work involved removing the insulation from the duct-work, pulling them apart & taking them out so he can make sure all the seams are fully sealed (the new reg, and they’re most likely not because the house was built in 1970) before reinstalling them & wrapping them with all new insulation.
I’M POOPED.
* OK, I only saw one spider and it was not scary, whatever.
I think the verdict will make a BIG difference. Unfortunately, I don't think we folks will be pleased with the consequences. I fear all this will do is energize the orange man's base. I honestly fear for the future of our country.