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waspuppet's avatar

They will never look at anything for themselves. Next summer, Trump will be saying coal and steel employment is back to 1950 levels, 3 million new factory jobs have opened up and Don Jr. has just been elected president of Syria. And they'll buy it.

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Crip Dyke, ABOLISH THE POLICE's avatar

After Trump deployed the "League of Extraordinary Kiss Asses" to middling results last week, it was time to release the Kraken.

Okay, I'm completely stumped. Does this, or does this not, qualify as a mixed metaphor? Discuss.

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chronozoan's avatar

she parties with Sally Quinn , Maureen Dowd and Andrea Mitchell. The Ladies That (Liquid) Lunch

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Jensie's avatar

This might be crazy but is there any chance kellyanne is a plant? Idk how she and George could actually stay married if she weren't

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NeelyO's avatar

i thought the opposite, like she's employing even more makeup than ever because the visage underneath the spackle becomes more hideous daily.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

Or she's consuming the fresh heart of a virgin every week or so.

Her hair still looks like a haystack.

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tiredsucker's avatar

Her mixed metaphors are the worst. Mushrooms and toothpaste?

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

Like as in, a mole or a pod person? I think that George must be a pod person to stay married to her.

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mailman27's avatar

Remember, all you youngsters out there-"Attitude sucks dick!"

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mailman27's avatar

Neither can you grow toothpaste in the dark or fit mushrooms in a tube.

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CoreCPU's avatar

Conway hits the wall ?

Sadly, not hard enough !

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

After all she's swallowed it's likely she can't tell the difference.

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Michael Repetto's avatar

I won’t watch her unless it’s on the television down in the vomitorium.

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Michael Repetto's avatar

Bondo and a trip to Earl Scheib.

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

It certainly looks like it. She must have been traveling at (at least) 75mph...to do THAT kind of damage. Sad.

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