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They will never look at anything for themselves. Next summer, Trump will be saying coal and steel employment is back to 1950 levels, 3 million new factory jobs have opened up and Don Jr. has just been elected president of Syria. And they'll buy it.

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After Trump deployed the "League of Extraordinary Kiss Asses" to middling results last week, it was time to release the Kraken.

Okay, I'm completely stumped. Does this, or does this not, qualify as a mixed metaphor? Discuss.

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she parties with Sally Quinn , Maureen Dowd and Andrea Mitchell. The Ladies That (Liquid) Lunch

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This might be crazy but is there any chance kellyanne is a plant? Idk how she and George could actually stay married if she weren't

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i thought the opposite, like she's employing even more makeup than ever because the visage underneath the spackle becomes more hideous daily.

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Or she's consuming the fresh heart of a virgin every week or so.

Her hair still looks like a haystack.

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Her mixed metaphors are the worst. Mushrooms and toothpaste?

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Like as in, a mole or a pod person? I think that George must be a pod person to stay married to her.

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Remember, all you youngsters out there-"Attitude sucks dick!"

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Neither can you grow toothpaste in the dark or fit mushrooms in a tube.

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Conway hits the wall ?

Sadly, not hard enough !

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After all she's swallowed it's likely she can't tell the difference.

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I won’t watch her unless it’s on the television down in the vomitorium.

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Bondo and a trip to Earl Scheib.

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It certainly looks like it. She must have been traveling at (at least) 75mph...to do THAT kind of damage. Sad.

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