Generally, we are totally down with the educational efforts of Sesame Street because we are scumbag left-wing propaganda-perpetrating liberals who think that teaching kids that war kind of sucks and that gay people are OK is a thing worth teaching. Also, too, we are super into the fact that FLOTUS shows up on there all the time to talk about cool things like growing your own vegetables.
I think it's the haircut. Take his hair and put it right under his nose... HEIL BERTLER
First they came for the Hamentaschen, but I had already eaten mine, so I said nothing.
At least it's an ethos.
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If only we had listened to Mittens about Sesame Street and nipped this in the bud. The man is the Churchill of Belmont.
The Jews?
Chitler?
Me?
Well, just the Thin Mints. Mmmmm, Thin Mints......
Bert, if he wasn't gay.