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fuflans's avatar

this makes me sick.

The Quirk's avatar

I was disciplined for skipping work entirely when I had the runs. My defense is that it was protection for customers and fellow workers.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and Wonkville is a poop-based one

Martini Glambassador's avatar

As if the humiliation of having "the runs" at work isn't already degrading enough, now you get to explain those frequent bathroom breaks to your supervisor. Ain't the new worker economy grand?!

Reddishrabbit's avatar

I hope my bosses don't read about this, they really don't need any new ideas.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I would say today is off to a great start, stupidity-wise.

schmannity's avatar

I blame the workers. I mean, c'mon, Water Saver is in the name of the company they agreed to work for.

schmannity's avatar

I doubt it. Have you ever seen a Port-O-Potty in a field being picked? You might want to wash that produce thoroughly.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

I could definitely go for an oral warning today... ladies... and particularly attractive dudes, also, too...maybe...

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Is there discipline if you sprinkle while you tinkle? Asking for a friend.