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this makes me sick.

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I was disciplined for skipping work entirely when I had the runs. My defense is that it was protection for customers and fellow workers.

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and Wonkville is a poop-based one

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As if the humiliation of having "the runs" at work isn't already degrading enough, now you get to explain those frequent bathroom breaks to your supervisor. Ain't the new worker economy grand?!

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I hope my bosses don't read about this, they really don't need any new ideas.

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I would say today is off to a great start, stupidity-wise.

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I blame the workers. I mean, c'mon, Water Saver is in the name of the company they agreed to work for.

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I doubt it. Have you ever seen a Port-O-Potty in a field being picked? You might want to wash that produce thoroughly.

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I could definitely go for an oral warning today... ladies... and particularly attractive dudes, also, too...maybe...

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Is there discipline if you sprinkle while you tinkle? Asking for a friend.

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