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Run for public office

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Invading Afghanistan broke the Soviet Union

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You're thinking of 'No Child Left Behind' which stripped Liberal Arts from elementary school.

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And makes mayo on white bread sandwiches

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I don't have the temperament for it and am not rich enough. I wish I could.

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Dunning-Krueger writ large.

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And her qualifications for recommending that textbooks be censored are exactly what?

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Cancel culture with fire.

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That too.

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Just part of a concerted effort to ensure that the South remains the butt of jokes about the ignorant for decades. These people aren’t afraid of books, they’re afraid of thinking.

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The most dangerous person in the world.

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She somehow also took issue with a textbook's factual statement that the Republican Party was originally founded to fight the spread of slavery beyond the states where it was already allowed, complaining that it was "disinformation" because Lincoln was anti-slavery, which, yeah, that's what the book said.

Never entrust education to someone with reading comprehension issues.

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So... illiterate? Thanks, "Mom"!!

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Or punctuation. Or sentence structure. Or, ya know, bqwhetvr.

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Well said !!!

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i guess you just have to wait until you're old enough to attack the U S Capitol and assault the cops. sorry, kids.

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