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Robyn Ryan's avatar

Run for public office

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

Invading Afghanistan broke the Soviet Union

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

You're thinking of 'No Child Left Behind' which stripped Liberal Arts from elementary school.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

And makes mayo on white bread sandwiches

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EyeQueue's avatar

I don't have the temperament for it and am not rich enough. I wish I could.

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Pura Vida19's avatar

Dunning-Krueger writ large.

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Pura Vida19's avatar

And her qualifications for recommending that textbooks be censored are exactly what?

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Pura Vida19's avatar

Cancel culture with fire.

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calliecallie's avatar

That too.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Just part of a concerted effort to ensure that the South remains the butt of jokes about the ignorant for decades. These people aren’t afraid of books, they’re afraid of thinking.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

The most dangerous person in the world.

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Delu's avatar

She somehow also took issue with a textbook's factual statement that the Republican Party was originally founded to fight the spread of slavery beyond the states where it was already allowed, complaining that it was "disinformation" because Lincoln was anti-slavery, which, yeah, that's what the book said.

Never entrust education to someone with reading comprehension issues.

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mailman27's avatar

So... illiterate? Thanks, "Mom"!!

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mailman27's avatar

Or punctuation. Or sentence structure. Or, ya know, bqwhetvr.

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Enbastet's avatar

Well said !!!

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gammarae's avatar

i guess you just have to wait until you're old enough to attack the U S Capitol and assault the cops. sorry, kids.

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