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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

No, he ran for office as Republican and married a catholic.

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Benghazi! Emails! Sex pandas! And now, two consecutive hours of cash for gold commercials!

Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Strummin on the old banjo?

Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Trump hires cheap, not smart.

Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Google pays me $97 an hour!

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I propose from now on that we refer to anal leakage as "Lewandowski." As in "I ate a whole bag of Wow chips and had to throw out the couch because of all the Lewandowski."

mailman27's avatar

How do you even KNOW??

Moar Wordz's avatar

Nah, some one else's who left it on the curb

The Reverend Stu''s avatar

Single ply toilet paper... I know Comey did it.

JCfromNC's avatar

I'm guessing it was one of the current crop of flat-screen TVs, not an old-fashioned CRT one. Hope your tires and undercarriage are okay.

wavicles's avatar

You find out when you try to chill your vodka and it freezes to slush

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James Comey steals 1 sock and orphans the other.

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James Comey invented conversion therapy.

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Speaking of... James Comey pushed the button on the Improbability Drive and we ended up here.