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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

No, he ran for office as Republican and married a catholic.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Benghazi! Emails! Sex pandas! And now, two consecutive hours of cash for gold commercials!

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Strummin on the old banjo?

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Trump hires cheap, not smart.

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Google pays me $97 an hour!

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I propose from now on that we refer to anal leakage as "Lewandowski." As in "I ate a whole bag of Wow chips and had to throw out the couch because of all the Lewandowski."

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mailman27's avatar

How do you even KNOW??

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mailman27's avatar

Lori??

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Nah, some one else's who left it on the curb

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The Reverend Stu''s avatar

Single ply toilet paper... I know Comey did it.

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JCfromNC's avatar

I'm guessing it was one of the current crop of flat-screen TVs, not an old-fashioned CRT one. Hope your tires and undercarriage are okay.

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wavicles's avatar

You find out when you try to chill your vodka and it freezes to slush

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Wow

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James Comey steals 1 sock and orphans the other.

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James Comey invented conversion therapy.

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Speaking of... James Comey pushed the button on the Improbability Drive and we ended up here.

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