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TakingAmes's avatar

Madame Senator Shaheen will make short, messy work of him, I think.

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Skepti-KC's avatar

I still can't reckon how African Americans can worship the same gawd whose book the Confederates quoted to justify the brutal ownership of their ancestors, so I'm incapable of sorting this hypocrisy.

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Skepti-KC's avatar

Owwwww the idiocy stings and the STUPID HURTS!

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ken_kukec's avatar

Chrissake, Barr can go all the way back to the Assize of Clarendon and still not find any law conferring immunity or privilege for Lewandowski.

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ken_kukec's avatar

Is there a gas leak at the White House?

Don't bogart the nitrous oxide, Mister President!

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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

That's when you know you're a cult member.

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phoenix00's avatar

Whatever it is, he'll take a bite out of it!

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

To be fair to Corey, he is slightly more family values-oriented than Trump insofar as Hope Hicks has not made a bunch of porn videos.

Yet.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

You go with the mistress you have and not with the one you wish you had, I guess.

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Skepti-KC's avatar

Lewandowski is an aggressive asshole with the functional IQ of a developmentally delayed badger. The single redeemable aspect of this lowlife's existence is the comic relief his asinine aspirations inspire.

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Skepti-KC's avatar

Complimentary cheese trays.

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3FingerPete's avatar

I've gotta be "that guy" here. Lewandowski is an alpha male, gorilla mindset, milk drinking he man tool without a doubt. But he did not sling a female Breitbart to the ground. He did forcefully grab her arm and give her a downward shove, as is every alpha male's right, but she did not end up on the ground. The reality is bad enough. Let's not exaggerate.

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TakingAmes's avatar

Hasn't he already done that?

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TakingAmes's avatar

Good God, what in the actual fuck is blond lady wearing? My retinas are burning!

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

'One place Lewandowski is likely to be a real star is in the House Judiciary Committee, where he was just subpoenaed to appear...'See? He has name recognition!

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

That's not N₂O, that's methane and butyl mercaptan.

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