Best newspaper correction ever or BEST EVER? Here's the original letter. It's quite something: Who and what is Barack Obama? Obama claims nobody can stop him or change anything he's done. This evil must come to pass before the Lord's return and the rise of the Antichrist, but you better know what evil you're dealing with. Nobody is promised another minute of life upon this earth, and judgment comes at the time of your death.
Just as long as she doesn't speak Latin.
That guy's theology is all screwed up. Obama is definitely the anti-christ.
"Jeb Bush, who plans to sketch out his foreign policy views"
So, his foreign policy views are going to be sketchy...just like dad's and bro's? Fucking awesome.
The chocolate shooter is a cocoa powder catapult that launches two small bumps of cocoa powder into the user’s nostrils.
Hmmmm.
The "chocolate" shooter is a coca powder catapult that launches two small bumps of coca powder into the user’s nostrils.
Fixed?
The correct answer is Amy Poehler.
But, to be fair, he is just one of many Republicans who fail to realize a great many things.
We have this saying down in Texas Florida. Litigate me once, shame on you. Relitigate me twice...um... I won't be relitigated again.
It's almost lie I wasted all that time. Hasn't the Smithsonian been recording all this?
The coffee enema of my enemy is Juan Valez?
After eight full paragraphs of batshit-crazy ranting... "Welcome." Nice touch.
Yeah, I was sure I was on the verge of 124. THE VERGE, PEOPLE.
And Etch-A-Sketchy like Rmoney's.
Revelation 3:16
What did you expect? He's a pretty sketchy candidate.
Relax... the NSA has you covered.
"just another mediocrity" = "best GOP candidate in decades"