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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Just as long as she doesn't speak Latin.

docterry6973's avatar

That guy's theology is all screwed up. Obama is definitely the anti-christ.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Jeb Bush, who plans to sketch out his foreign policy views"

So, his foreign policy views are going to be sketchy...just like dad's and bro's? Fucking awesome.

Amy!'s avatar

The chocolate shooter is a cocoa powder catapult that launches two small bumps of cocoa powder into the user’s nostrils.

Hmmmm.

The "chocolate" shooter is a coca powder catapult that launches two small bumps of coca powder into the user’s nostrils.

Fixed?

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

The correct answer is Amy Poehler.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

But, to be fair, he is just one of many Republicans who fail to realize a great many things.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

We have this saying down in Texas Florida. Litigate me once, shame on you. Relitigate me twice...um... I won't be relitigated again.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It's almost lie I wasted all that time. Hasn't the Smithsonian been recording all this?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The coffee enema of my enemy is Juan Valez?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

After eight full paragraphs of batshit-crazy ranting... "Welcome." Nice touch.

PsycWench's avatar

Yeah, I was sure I was on the verge of 124. THE VERGE, PEOPLE.

SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

And Etch-A-Sketchy like Rmoney's.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What did you expect? He's a pretty sketchy candidate.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"just another mediocrity" = "best GOP candidate in decades"